Uncategorized February 18, 2016 at 1:35 am
Aries: (March 21 – April 19): Whatever kind of look you were going for, you missed. Muddlement is your word of the week. Obstacles will seem insurmountable to you this week, and they are. Life on the home front has never been more se-rene since you left. Your talents asRead More
Uncategorized February 18, 2016 at 12:17 am
The Right Side By J Gary DiLaura In January 1985 a massive Ice Jam was caused in the East Upper Niagara River by the Power Authority. A week after the Ice Jam, at a meeting of 500 people in Amherst, the then Army Colonel Hardiman “declared” that the Power AuthorityRead More
Uncategorized February 17, 2016 at 7:42 pm
Mayor Paul Dyster and Tom DeSantis walk into the new train station. The mayor turns to his planner and says, “This building will operate at a loss but it was built at a profit.” Grin, snicker, laugh. The marketing geniuses that gave us Totes McGoat have announced the mayor’sRead More
Uncategorized February 11, 2016 at 8:12 pm
Aries: (March 21 – April 19): Light travels faster than sound. That’s why you appear bright until you speak. When you were a child, your mother wanted to hire someone to take care of you, but the Mafia wanted too much. You’re so dumb, when you were born, your momRead More