February 17, 2016 by

City Hall Jokes

Mayor Paul Dyster and Tom DeSantis walk into the new train station. The mayor turns to his planner and says, “This building will operate at a loss but it was built at a profit.” Grin, snicker, laugh.

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The marketing geniuses that gave us Totes McGoat have announced the mayor’s new downtown “Park’n Die” parking package. The mascot is Meter McMurder.

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Answer: Andrew Touma
Question: Who won the Academy Award for best supporting actor in a financial comedy?

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City hall survey:
What’s the best use for the new train station?
A) a homeless shelter to handle Gospel Mission overflow
B) pit bull dog shelter
C) heroin addiction treatment facility
D) any of the above

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Overheard in Senator Schumer’s Washington office: “We gave Dyster $17 million for that dumb train station and you’re telling me they have no operating budget!?”