Mayor Paul Dyster and Tom DeSantis walk into the new train station. The mayor turns to his planner and says, “This building will operate at a loss but it was built at a profit.” Grin, snicker, laugh.
The marketing geniuses that gave us Totes McGoat have announced the mayor’s new downtown “Park’n Die” parking package. The mascot is Meter McMurder.
Answer: Andrew Touma
Question: Who won the Academy Award for best supporting actor in a financial comedy?
City hall survey:
What’s the best use for the new train station?
A) a homeless shelter to handle Gospel Mission overflow
B) pit bull dog shelter
C) heroin addiction treatment facility
D) any of the above
Overheard in Senator Schumer’s Washington office: “We gave Dyster $17 million for that dumb train station and you’re telling me they have no operating budget!?”