City Hall Jokes – Feb 25

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February 25, 2016

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Answer: Down a $350,000 rat hole.
Question: Where did the money for the “train station re-bid” go?

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Paul Dyster and George Maziarz walk into a bar. The bartender looks up and shouts, “You sleazy politician, I thought they finally caught up to you, get out! Senator Maziarz, you can stay.”

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What will happen first?
A) Hamister will build his hotel
B) Hell will freeze over
B) Paul Dyster will be transparent 
D) None of the above

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Confucius say: When angry residents speak their mind at council meeting, council chairman run for cover like old woman caught in sudden storm.

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Political dictionary
Dyster Parking Plan: an unconscionably costly document calling for even more unconscionable administrative costs balanced on the breathtakingly disingenuous premise that parking meters are needed to hold down costs.

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A thought bubble above Charles Walker’s head:
“As long as the city’s finances are a mess no one will notice that I’m still violating election law by refusing to file campaign finance reports.”

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Answer: As nervous as long tailed cats in a room full of rocking chairs.
Question: How would you describe Dyster’s department heads as they await the mayor’s final word on who stays and who goes at city hall?

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Those city hall staff meetings must be a lot wilder than we thought. Mayor Dyster boasted on the Darro show that he’s been trained to treat heroin overdoses with Narcan.

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