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Apple's iPhone Duo Page: 65 People, Four White Men

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Winston Velvet · October 28, 2026
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By Winston Velvet

Apple has a new folding phone, and a new set of faces to sell it. I visited Apple's web page for its new folding phone, the iPhone Duo, and counted the people in the images the company chose to sell it.

There were 65.

Forty-three were women. Twenty-two were men. Women outnumbered men about 2-to-1.

Of the 43 women, 16 were Black, 12 were White, 12 were Asian and three were Hispanic.

Of the 22 men, 18 were Black. Four were White.

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About 14 percent of Americans are Black, according to the Census Bureau. On Apple's page, Black men made up more than 80 percent of the men.

White men are the country's largest single group, about 29 percent of the population. On Apple's page, they were four of 65, about 6 percent. Among the men alone, four of 22, or 18 percent. White Americans are 58 percent of the country.

This is no accident. Companies like Apple don't pick ad images at random. They chose, tested and approved every face on that page. This is their marketing.

And they won't show White guys. You wonder why.

The men who run Apple, starting with CEO John Ternus and Executive Chair Tim Cook, are largely White. On their own company's page, men who look like them barely made the cut.

Apple leadership historically looks like this:

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I'd call it almost Apple White....
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Current leaders: Apple's top eight executives.

But the ads look like this:

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Yeah, the old Apple ads were just mainly women and Black dudes.

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Even when they put a White guy in a pic, they have at least a Black guy in the picture inside the picture.
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Sometimes they show non-humans, like a White whale.

Finally White

parody satire

Winston Velvet's Apple White ad campaign

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I have an idea for Apple's new folding phone: White guys in the ads. Apple is run by White guys, but their ads never show White guys — just White women and Black dudes.

They're White, after all, just like the inside of an apple. And it would be good if they celebrated their Whiteness.

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So I took it upon myself to create a whole new marketing plan for Apple. While the White folk at Apple haven't responded to my Apple Pay request yet, the new Apple White ads look like this.

Get your Apple White Folding iPhone today.

At $1,999, it’s priced for the people who actually run the company.

Here is the old ad, just a boring White woman.

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Now my ad: Way more interesting.

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Don't it just make you want to buy more Apple phones?
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iPhone Duo

Hello, hello.

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From $1,999 or $83.29/mo. for 24 mo.*Lease from $57.99/mo. for 24 mo. with Apple Upgrade◊

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I ain't actually ever been to Spain.

Get the highlights.

  • The largest iPhone display ever.
    In a thin, foldable design.

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We tossed in some Blacks and some women for token effect. We ain't racist.

Titanium frame and hinge cover.
Beautiful and durable.

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Take a closer look.

  • Foldable design

    Foldable design. Offers exceptional viewing experiences in a design that fits in your pocket.

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iPhone Duo offers the most immersive viewing experience of any iPhone. The aspect ratio of the 7.6‑inch Super Retina XDR display4 is consistent across the inner and outer displays. The inner display is made of more than 10 ultrathin layers with a custom nano‑texture finish that reduces glare. And the under‑display FaceTime camera is hidden until you need it. The result is an uninterrupted viewing surface that’s remarkably smooth and flat. It’s simply the best iPhone for enjoying movies, shows, and games.

Nano-texture finish on inner display to reduce glare

Wide-angle OLEDs for excellent viewing angles

3000 nits peak brightness

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A posable design and reimagined iOS 27 open up totally new iPhone experiences — and transitioning between displays and orientations is seamless. Get things done on the outer display or large inner display. Angle iPhone Duo for the perfect view of movies and shows. Stand it up and take hands-free videos and calls. Sometimes all you need is a change of space. And for even more flexibility, you can pair iPhone Duo with Apple Pencil (USB‑C).5
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We do things White...
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No, it's not the Lettermen; it's Apple's truth in advertising. Buy it now!

Only $1,999. That's actually one dollar less than $2,000.

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They're just White guys. Comfortable with who they are. Unashamed of being the men who run a company that sells to White guys using Black and female models, and no one who looks like them in any of their ads. Until now.

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I think the top one is a good try, but the bottom one is better.
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