Jokes for January 13, 2015
Charles Walker in explaining why he couldn't endorse Kristen Grandinetti for council chairman said, "Look how she supported the mayor for seven years, you have to question her judgment!"
City hall observers say the Hamister Group will purchase the YMCA building and turn it into a hotel. They're currently in negotiation with the "Homeless Inn" chain.
Who said Donna Owens isn't earning her salary? At a recent city hall brainstorming session she suggested that every homeless person in the city be given a homeless pit bull. Bingo…two birds with one stone!
Kristen Grandinetti said the tragic loss of life in the murder of a dozen French humor magazine employees has given her a new appreciation for free speech. However, she still wants to put Sam Fruscione in jail for possessing a political cartoon.
Lemony Snicket called, he said he wants to sue Jimmy Fallon for inferring that his book covers look as bad as downtown Niagara Falls.
Once again Kristen Grandinetti had the council chairmanship pulled out from under her at the last second…much like Lucy pulls the football away from Charlie Brown before he gets to kick it. Kristen has to find someone new to hold her football.
There is no truth to the rumor that the soon to open train station is going to double as the soon to open Dyster Dog Pound.
People are betting that the Bills will win the Super Bowl before Kristen Grandinetti gets to be council chairwoman.
There may be some truth to the rumor that Mayor Dyster was heard saying, "being council chairman is men's work."
The top 10 movie rentals at city hall:
All Dogs Go To Heaven
All Fall Down
Bird On A Wire
All The President's Men
Look Who's Talking!
All The King's Men
Treasure Of the Sierra Madre