Your Sports Scores
by Avner Benyamin
A number of hard fought games were played this weekend. Here are the results:
Washington Redskins* 3http://southbuffalonews.com Cleveland Indians http://southbuffalonews.com8
Atlanta Braves 2http://southbuffalonews.com Boston Celtics http://southbuffalonews.comhttp://southbuffalonews.com
Houston Texans 33 Edmonton Eskimos http://southbuffalonews.com8
Spokane Chiefs 3 Vancouver Canucks 2
Detroit Blackskins 2http://southbuffalonews.com New York Knicks 3
Seattle Caucasians (The Jumping White Men) http://southbuffalonews.com8 San Francisco Yellowskins http://southbuffalonews.com8
Washington Presidents http://southbuffalonews.comhttp://southbuffalonews.com Kansas City Chiefs 2
Buffalo Brownskins 94 New England Chiefs of State 23
San Diego Vikings 43 Minnesota Italians (The ‘murdering Guidos’) 25
Cleveland Jihadists 4http://southbuffalonews.com Carolina Privates 23
Chicago European-Americans 32 Montreal Frenchies 22
Omaha Whiteskins 26 Wichita Orientals http://southbuffalonews.com9
Philadelphia Hindus 26 Kansas City Krauts (the Galloping Germans) http://southbuffalonews.com2
New Orleans Creoles 20 Cincinnati Gangstas 9
New York Yankees 4 Honolulu Pakis http://southbuffalonews.com
Greece Tomahawks 34 Ithaca Snub Noses 0
Houston Gringos 78 Orlando Rednecks (The Barreling Crackers) 77
Phoenix Pale Faces 54 v Boston Blue Bloods 2
Burlington Swedes http://southbuffalonews.com45 Roanoke Roman Prelates 23
Wisconsin African Americans 2 Syracuse White Men (The Creeping Crackers) http://southbuffalonews.com
Walla Walla Hispanics (The Shimmering Shivs) 43 The Peoria Fighting Irish 23
Cleveland Sikhs 34 The Washington Lobbyists 2
The Montana Muslims (the Mecca Mountaineers) 2 Denver Mormons (The Pulverizing Polygamists) http://southbuffalonews.com
Note:
The New Jersey Witnesses (The Jumping Jehovah’s) and the Idaho Orientals were on bye this week.
The Toledo Jews were dropped from the semi finals having missed too many games on account of the Sabbath.
More sports scores later
*A lot of controversy has erupted over the use of the “Redskin” name.
Stayed tuned.