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“Real Time” host Bill Maher bankrupt his appearance on Friday night by teaching liberals the “lesson of Afghanistan” amidst the advancing agitation in the Asian nation.

“Blind abhorrence of America is aloof as blinkered as dark love. And we Americans should absolutely get some angle about area we live,” Maher began his monologue. “Watching this s— go bottomward in Afghanistan, I was reminded afresh of every chat I’ve anytime had with an immigrant, about all of which if we got to absolutely talking, included the notion, ‘Oh, you bodies accept no idea. All you do is b—- about and badmouth your own country, but if you knew about the country I came from, you’d stop s—-ing on your own.’”

Maher poked fun at Republicans for actuality “overly sentimental” back it comes to bellicism and “over-romanticizing” America, but accursed liberals for “under-romanticizing” America and accused them of “having no perspective.”

“Last week, the Taliban murdered a comedian,” Maher said, apropos to Afghan actor Nazar Mohammad, who was bent and executed. “A comedian, a affair like that absolutely hits abutting to home for me. I’ve had two presidents up my a–. … Neither acquaintance was pleasant, but I never had to anguish about actuality abject ’til I’m asleep abaft a Toyota Tacoma. Accept a little angle about the being we bark about here.”

“I’m apologetic your assistant said article you didn’t like. That won’t be a botheration with the Taliban because you’re not accustomed to go to school. In Saudi Arabia, developed women can be confined for accomplishing the affectionate of things we anticipate of as accepted after the permission of a macho guardian. China circuit you up if you’re the amiss adoration and puts you in camps,” Maher said afore advertisement several added injustices about the world.

Maher told his viewers, “If you anticipate America is irredeemable, about-face on the account or get a authorization and a admission on one of those coarse airlines that puts its web abode on the plane. There’s a acumen Afghan mothers are handing their babies to us. And we should booty them. Americans, appropriate now, should booty in Afghan refugees into their homes and into their neighborhoods.”

“We’re not the bad guys. Abuse is what we were aggravating to stop in Afghanistan. We failed, but any immigrant will acquaint you we’ve abundantly succeeded here. And yet, the cardinal advance of accepted ‘woke’ credo is America is rotten to the core, irredeemably racist from the moment it was founded and so oppressive, sexist and homophobic we can’t acquisition a host for the Oscars or ‘Jeopardy!'” Maher exclaimed.

“And this is area your new [Afghan] attached that you took in will prove so admired because they’ll about-face to you and say ‘Have you bodies absent your f—ing minds?!?… Accept you anytime heard of account killings, accessible beheadings, throwing gay men off of roofs, abiding marriages to minors, state-sanctioned wife-beating, changeable animal mutilation, alliance by capture? Because we have.'”

“What’s the assignment of Afghanistan. Maybe it’s that anybody from the behemothic abode allowance b—- affair that is the internet should booty a acceptable attending at what absolute abuse looks like,” Maher continued. “Ask your maid, ask your Uber driver, ask the Asian woman giving you a massage. … America may not be the country of your adroitness lounge and Twitter dreams, but no one actuality tries to escape by blind on to an airplane. No, we delay ’til we get central the even to action – and alone because they cut off the cooler service.”

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