Vermont Newspaper to adopt Falls Astrologer Topascani
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| Distinguished editor John Cruik- shank of the 135-year-old North- field News acquired the rights to publish Niagara Falls faux as- trologer Jean Topascani. |
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| Jean Topascani will continue to publish his "It's in the Stars" column in the Niagara Falls Reporter. |
The distinguished Vermont newspaper, the Northfield News, which has been publishing regularly since 1878, has sought and obtained the rights to publish the horoscolopical insights of the Niagara Falls Reporter's chief astrologer, Mr. Jean Topascani.
Topascani, who lives in Niagara Falls and publishes his popular column on astrology, "It's in the Stars" to guide gullible people who stupidly believe in him, will now be appearing in print in the town of Northfield, which lies nestled in a verdant valley within the Green Mountains, in Washington County, Vermont, and is the home of Norwich University since 1866.
The esteemed editor of the Northfield News, Mr. John Cruickshank said this about the Niagara Falls Reporter:
"I'd love to contact Jean Topascani about bringing his column to our paper. I recently read a copy of your paper and absolutely loved it. The news slant is hilarious and completely to the point."
The Northfield News is a witty, snappy and also preeminently-to-the-point news publication that serves an intelligent blend of everyone from young, elegant college students to stable, intelligent, freedom-loving, pious, sarcastically sanctimonious, and crusty, old-time New Englanders.
Feel free to check out the Northfield News at www.thenorthfieldnews.com or on Facebook at www.facebook.thenorthfieldnewsvt.