Jason Voorhees, Michael Meyers,
Dracula and Paul Dyster. Some people
never know when to go away
What Dyster said in his victory
speech: "I have a lot of work to finish!"
What Dyster meant: "I have millions
more in casino cash to spend, a train station
management contract to give to a
friend, consultants to hire, an ice pavilion
boondoggle to keep alive, more legal
work for Hodgson Russ..." Well, you get
WEzra Scott, a political rookie with absolutely
no platform was the leading vote
getter in the Democratic council primary.
Paul Dyster, a two term mayor that's
managed taxpayer money like a bi-polar
accountant off their meds, barely beat an
underfunded Glenn Choolokian. What
does this teach us? That a know nothing
and a do nothing can do just fine in Niagara
"They like me, they really, really,
Paul Dyster desperately trying to explain
the suspiciously high pro-Dyster
turnout at the Saint Raphael voting site.
What's a little voter anomaly among
Paul Dyster's campaign manager,
Craig Touma, who happens to be the
cousin to Dyster's pal, Andrew Touma,
the council chairman
From the files of "unbelievably hypocritical"
political behavior: councilman
Andrew Touma, while campaigning two
years ago claimed the city had no crime
problem...and now he's helped create the
"if you see something, say something"
program to fight crime, identify suspects
and capture serial killers.
To the poll workers of Saint Raphael
Church we ask, "If you saw something,
Survey: what is the most appropriate
nickname for the mayor?
A) Landslide Dyster
B) Ice Pipe Paul
C) His Dishonor
Mail your answer to City Hall, attention:
Donna "The Trash Queen" Owens