Standing Down the Bolsheviks

 

The Buffalo-Niagara Billionaires stood down a massive mob of unruly Bolsheviks, unionists, Socialists, Communists and other assortedne'er–do–wells at the Labor Day parade in South Buffalo. 

Your author was joined by co-founder, Banker Harold Gottbucks, as we kept the masses informed of their inferior hood.   Few politicians were brave enough to confront us, but Mayor Byron Brown foolishly chose to confront us and we promised immediate retaliation for his impudence.

As usual we brought plenty of muscle for OUR police force to keep the rabble at bay.   As usual, the beloved Billionaires were met with a warm welcome by cheering crowds along the parade route.   We handed out colorful Chance cards pointing out the dangers of taxation, big government, and socialism, like spending the rest of your life in your parents' basement.   As we marched along the route we were greeted by adoring cheers of "Trickle down, trickle down," as well as "Trump, Trump he's our man if he can't do it Bush can."

Following this quaint "parade" we retired to our exclusive club to plan our next African animal killing safari and manufactured world economic crisis.