A Poem and Rhyme of Childish Nonsense, Mirth and Absolutely No Worth
By The Alligator
JULY 28, 2015 |
(Sung to the tune somewhat of Billy Boy)
oh where have you been paulie d paulie d
can you tell us where you've been darling paulie
i've been crying in my beer
will i still be here next year
i have this job but won't find me another
can you cook a budget oh paulie d paulie d
can you cook it with marie charming paulie
we can cook it have no fears
I've been cooking it eight years
we've hid millions but don't say that i've told you
will you build a cricket field paulie d paulie d
will you build a cricket place planner paulie
yes i'll build a cricket place
little league baseball erase
just remember who has the sticky wicket
is the game changer ok paulie d paulie d
is the hammister o.k. cunning paulie
yes the hamister's o.k.
we may build it one fine day
but the price will be twice
What it will cost him
are the pedophiles safe paulie d paulie d
are the pedophiles safe concerned paulie
yes they are do not despair
"well they have to live somewhere"
they're a fine group
all counted in our census
will the penguins have a home paulie d paulie d
will the penguins have a home in niagara
yes the penguins you shall see
safe and happy as can be
oh we love them and they're pro abortion
is the train station a plus paulie d paulie d
will the train station be good for the city
"it's a moving target" boys
but i've got to have my toys
it's the choo choo my daddy never gave me
is there yet a spending plan paulie d paulie d
is there yet a spending plan profligate paulie
monies spent at my own rate "i'm the keeper of the gate"
and the money is cleaned and washed twice daily
will you bow to Andrew C paulie d paulie d
will you bow to Andrew C servile paulie
i shall bow to King Cuomo and the boys from buffalo
i know just who controls my bread and butter
will you 'fix' niagara falls paulie d paulie d
will you 'fix' niagara falls tweeting paulie
yes it certainly shall pass i will tax you up the ass
raise assessments with my pal charles walker
one more thing i need to know paulie d paulie d
one more thing before i go transparent paulie
with your pockets filled with coin from the monies you purloin
do you dare think you might be re-elected
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