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Tired of being criticized for paying his favorite
employees high salaries, inexplicable
stipends and needless overtime, Mayor Dyster
announced his new "reimbursement justification
equation." His Honor said he's going to begin
paying his top administrators "by the pound."
This will give new meaning to the term, "city hall
fat cats." |
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Mayor Dyster didn't kill a deer two
weeks ago when he left town to go hunting,
but he did manage to conveniently "miss" a
city hall finance meeting that went off with
a bang as those in attendance shot it out big
time |
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One wonders how Mayor Dyster was
unable to make Santa Claus appear a single
time for the Holly Trolly yet he was able to
make $90 million casino revenue dollars disappear
one dollar at a time with no difficulty
at all. |
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City hall dictionary:
72nd Street water line remediation - a
$1,000,000 project to fix a frozen water line
that all the political hot air in city hall has
been unable to thaw for the past two. |
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This isn't funny. The 2016 "adopted
city budget" popped up on the city website
some days ago. While no one recalls the
budget being passed it appears to have been
passed. And this in spite of the fact that the
passage occurred before the finance panel
weighed in with their recommendations for
the 2016 spending plan. |
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Paul Dyster's favorite song, "The man
in the mirror" by Michael Jackson
City Council's favorite song, "Dancing
in the dark" by Bruce Springsteen
The Finance Advisory Panel's favorite
song, "What's going on?" by Marvin Gaye |
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Complete this sentence:
The mayor will break ground on the
Hamister project when __________ .
a) pigs fly
b) hell freezes over
c) the city budget is balanced
d) all of the above |