More Jokes on City Hall
December 23, 2014 |
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We understand that with Dyster's $20,000 cash retirement incentive in place that there's been non-stop retirement parties at city hall with little work getting done. In other words it's business as usual.
Dyster wrote on his Facebook page as to how he was tragically conflicted over having to choose between cheering for the Buffalo Bills and the Green Bay Packers while sitting in his executive box at Ralph Wilson Stadium. It's tough being Mayor Paul Dyster.
The theme music of the 2015 budget "players" is as follows: Maria Brown – "I did it my way" Paul Dyster – "Mr. Cellophane" Donna Owens – "The tears of a clown" Charles Walker – "Dazed and Confused" Kristen Grandinetti – "Thick as a Brick" City Residents – "The Sounds of Silence"
Tom Darro and Paul Dyster were rushed to the hospital immediately following the appearance of the mayor on Darro's show last week. Emergency room physicians had to pry the disc jockey's lips from Dyster's hindquarters.
If Dyster succeeds in opening his own animal shelter then it will be official: Niagara Falls will have gone to the dogs.
Paul Dyster told Darro "I'm the gatekeeper of the casino money." That title is not to be confused with his other two titles of "Grand Poobah of Outer Slabovia" and "Supreme Beer Judge of the Free World."
Mayor Dyster was really, really upset that he had to withdraw his resolution to give the Hard Rock $27,000 of taxpayer money for a New Year's Eve Party. Looks like he'll have to find a different taxpayer-sponsored event at which to announce his reelection campaign.
Cayuga Island residents tell the Reporter that the Jayne Park plan has made a complete mess of the park. Well, $280,000 doesn't buy what it used to.
Heard at a council budget meeting: "Councilman Walker looks like he's dead." "Nah, he's just sleeping. Again."
Heard at a council meeting: "Donna Owens looks like she's sleeping." "That's because she's sleeping."
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