1) Mr. Cosby, What am I doing naked in bed with you? The last thing I remember is eating Jello and you telling me you were going to introduce me to Fat Albert.
2) Have a Coke and a smile and I'll talk to you when you wake up.
3) Mr. Cosby brings new meaning to the phrase "a stand-up comedian."
4) Mr. Cosby, I still have that toothache. What did you mean when you said you were giving me a "roofie" for my "toofie"?
5) Mr. Cosby always said "There is always room for Jello" probably because he didn't like sleeping on a full stomach.
6) What rhymes with Dr. Huxtable? Why Nurse Fuxtable.
7) Bill Cosby's favorite song is "Dream a little dream with me."
8) When accusers were asked about Bill's lovemaking skill they all replied "I don't know I wasn't awake."
9) When accusers were asked if they were cheating women, they all replied
"That's what I've been told."
10) Did Mr. Cosby obtain his date rape prescription by signing Dr. Huxtable?
11) Cosby's lovers made a conscious attempt to please him. When that didn't work they made an unconscious attempt,
12) What is Bill Cosby favorite of the Seven Dwarfs? Sleepy.